O, watch the fat boy dance
O, watch the fat boy dance
O, Sit and sigh and shut an eye and go into a trance.

Then hear the wedding bell
Then hear the wedding bell
The mournful ring, a curious thing, somebody’s gone to hell.

Let’s sing a little song
Let’s sing a little song
Let’s rant and rave, and misbehave, and curse out loud in Bong.

Let’s all go out for tea
Let’s all go out for tea
What I will do is poison you, before you poison me.

I’ve got a brand new car
I’ve got a brand new car
But Oh my gosh! It needs a wash. I’ll park it in my shower.

And is this bugging you?
Oh is this bugging you?
Then roll your eyes, and fantasize, ‘bout something better to do.

Of course, you could just leave
Of course, you could just leave
I’ll write some prose, and wipe my nose upon my new shirt sleeve.

I’m as mad as can be
I’m as mad as can be
I’m so insane, I lost my brain, or maybe it lost me.


This childish little rhyme
This childish little rhyme
I love so much, although it’s such a waste of all your time.